sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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