Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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