how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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