do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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