oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
