Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Someone signed my nipple.
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