Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I will pee on everything he values.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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