I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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