Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
