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Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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