Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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