He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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