My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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