I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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