so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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