Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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