This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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