love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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