Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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