Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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