what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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