I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
