? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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