she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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