I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
This is the high leading the old right now
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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