I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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