I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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