I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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