"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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