is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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