Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Your penis caused this!
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