Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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