I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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