I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
where are my eyebrows?
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