guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
All I want is dick and wine.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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