I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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