Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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