Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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