We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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