No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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