is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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