Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
is wine microwaveable?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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