why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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