North Korea, Best Korea!
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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