dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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