he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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