singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I'm bleeding and have questions
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