3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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