What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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