just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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