I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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